Welcome to Mali - My Universe!... A blogger/vlogger from Norway.
I will change the photos. These are test photos!
There are no rules! I´m not following the mainstream!
I love colors! It`s almost psychedelic at times!
More to come!

September 24, 2022

September 24, 2022

Outdated energies


Welcome back to my blog; The Mali Show. I will write MORE, not only share videos. But I am in a hurry. I have never enough time! Never enough time is a bad excuse. You can MAKE TIME! So, I am working on that, as we speak. (In this "written moment". Can you even say that in English? I am Norwegian, so...not really into the gimmick...got my own gimmick if that makes sense? ๐Ÿ˜„)

Anyway, here`s my recent video:


More photos from this weird, personal experience...Well, all of my videos are like this. Nothing new there...sometimes I WISH I was able to just make normal videos. But...again; that would NOT be ME!...

Ok, I look weird! ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

I love the psychedelic, chaotic look.

This is fully possible! ๐Ÿ˜‚

OR...get inspiration!?


Like, share, and just click click click on the buttons! Don`t care which button, just freaking CLICK like this blog is an arcade game from the 80`s! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰ your photo name
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September 19, 2022

September 19, 2022

At least something`s going on. Fall is back!

 VLOG 

Hi! She`s back with another WEIRD video! Actually, this is less weird than before. This is a vlog. But of course; I always manage to make it look - and sound weird. It is who I am. Can`t help it. Gotta live with it. Gotta deaaaal with it. Self-acceptance is SO important! 



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August 21, 2022

August 21, 2022

YouTube playlist of "Nothing`s going on"...




 "Nothing`s going on" - one of the most boring video series I`ve ever made...

Whatever you do - do NOT CLICK on this video series below! IT IS BAD!...Well, I can do worse, trust me, but...NOTHING IS GOING ON! HOW GREAT CAN IT BE? Lots of errors. A lo-fi experience from hell! (Okay, I am overreacting!) Steve Jobs would love it by the way! 
 

I changed my mind about clicking and sharing and stuff. I feel like this is a blog post worth sharing with ALL OF YOUR FRIENDS! So...
Like, share, and just click click click on the buttons! Don`t care which button, just freaking CLICK like this blog is an arcade game from the 80`s! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰ 

- It`s worth it because of the fact that it su*ks!


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August 17, 2022

August 17, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 10)...

The show that you can`t tell your friends about because then you don`t have friends anymore.
OMG! NOOOOO! She`s back with this crap? ๐Ÿ˜
Nothing`s going on here! ๐Ÿ˜•

Well, not a lot is going on right now...so, I record these silly, meaningless videos from my boring average life. Which could be a little more exciting IF I told you the real truth about my life - which would be a bad idea. I will continue to just create these videos. Basically about myself, only. But I will go back to acting more in my future videos. Like I wasn`t acting already ๐Ÿ˜‚. But I will write a script.

Here is my latest meaningless crap - kinda video. Enjoy! ๐Ÿ‘


Have a wonderful day until our souls connect again. Always do whatever you WANT TO DO! Like it isn`t a "job". You just love what your doing so much that it isn`t even a job. Get it? Don`t be like...


And by the way; what do you think of my imaginary galla outfit? 


Like, share, and just click click click on the buttons! Don`t care which button, just freaking CLICK  like this blog is an arcade game from the 80`s! ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜‰



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July 30, 2022

July 30, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 9)...





I believe that the universe is a magnet. So, you get what you deserve. You attract who you are. What you are. So, what are you? I have asked the universe for new experiences and contacts that are creative like I am, so that we can share our creativity. And so that I can share more of what I already am. But I am looking for a different platform. If nothing happens, it wasn`t meant to happen, because that is what I attracted. I am really not that desperate. But my idol Jim Carrey said; "I am the proof that you can ask the universe for it!" So, I keep on reminding myself of who I really am with information from the SELF-HELP-SECTION!!!! No, I`m just kidding. ๐Ÿ˜‚


Today`s super-weird video: 





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July 30, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 8)...




Nothing is happening in today`s video. Because nothing is going on. Just the boring everyday life. But I don`t believe in "boring" and "nothing`s going on" because it`s always my own choice to be bored or not. When I`m bored I just make things. I have always done that, all my life. Just CREATE things!
If you loook around, there are things to do around the house! Don`t sit on your butt and watch other people on YouTube cleaning, cooking, living their best lives...like I`ve done so many times...it didn`t get me NOWHERE in life! It made my room look like a hot mess. And the rest of me became a freaking hot mess as well. - Which I am not afraid to admit. It is my slogan. "Subscribe to this hot mess!" The truth is; I`ve been a hot mess for a while, but I accidentally (LOL!) looked at myself in the mirror one day and realized that on the left side of the head the hair is longer and pretty uneven, not like the right side of my head (a huge hairball which was impossible to get out). The neglect method is not a good lifestyle if you`re trying to actually get somewhere in life (If you`re not trying to start a reggae band or becoming a Rastafarian or something like that (which I am not against...I just don`t feel this at the moment..)

...so for that reason, I bought a DECENT comb.

Do you get my point? ๐Ÿ˜‚

And don`t worry about what other people think of you. They don`t care. They don`t care about if you get married, buy a new house, get a new job. They only worry about themselves. Their own married (divorced, single ready to mingle) boring life, ate too many calories today, got fired from their job, heard about someone having an affair with their boss (it`s really stupid sometimes. Not even first hand information, that is really low! At least be the one having the affair, at least you`re having fun, right?)  But to the rest of the world, it doesn`t matter. Got drunk and revealed too many secrets. Like who cares about your secrets? Climbed a tree to spy on their neighbor. "Do they have the same coach as me? The yellow one from IKEA?" The list is so freaking LONG. Choke on yesterday`s pizza while watching Idol. Too many weirdos on that show. "I`m glad that`s not me". (No, that was probably ME. Do I care? I wasted many years caring until I realized it didn`t take me nowhere in life, so I stopped caring.) Other people are busy worrying about what other people are thinking of them right now. That`s all that matters to them. Like it`s the meaning of life or something. 


A useless video to many, pretty useful to me, since I keep track of my own creative development ๐Ÿ‘



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July 25, 2022

July 25, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 7)...


Reuniting with my beloved Mac is not going to happen any time soon (since I`moved to a different country and didn`t bring it with me). I will get a newer version of the Mac anyway. So, Microsoft is my reality right now. I plan to change this, though. But right now it is what it is. In the meanwhile get annoyed by my Windows - inspired video-series about NOTHING ๐Ÿ˜œ...









So, if you see an error, you know what to blame! MICROSOFT!

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July 9, 2022

July 09, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 6)...




I love colors! The more, the better. The more it looks like I am on a mushroom trip, the better (psychedelic!) I use the color mixboards in whatever program I use. Right now I am using Sony Vegas Pro video editing software. It is OKAY for now. Since I do not have my beloved Mac by my side right now. I hate Windows computers. My videos on YouTube (or my "art") shows you how much I hate Windows. "Hate" is a strong word, I know...but...I can`t explain it any other way, sorry!


Here I am editing one of my videos. I was singing karaoke in this video. I sing almost everything. But my favorite music is soul, RnB, jazz, blues. The old classics. Amy Winehouse was a great singer in our time. Janis Joplin was the BEST singer (my opinion), but not in our time. Although she`s timeless. So, my conclusion is; the best singers and the best music was back in the day. In the 60-70`s. Very little has happened since, I feel. Most singers (GREAT singers!) try their hardest to copy the ones back in the 60-70`s. I feel that was the era when music was "born"...I am just being weird....


Weird video:




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July 2, 2022

July 02, 2022

Nothing`s going on (Part 5)...



Getting fat is the easiest I have done, without even trying. It is crazy!

So, what is this blog post about? Well...nothing`s going on, STILL!...

Creatively I am trying my best. I do not survive many days without creating something. ANYTHING!..

Only boring people get bored.

 
"Just subscribe to my vlog"...


I fail so many times in my videos. A fail is only a learning curve. You only become BETTER!


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June 22, 2022

June 22, 2022

Nothing`s going on part 4 (Here we go again...)

"Here we go again, it`s the same old song, you`re thinkin` you don`t do me like the other ones befooore"(Aretha Franklin, one of my few idols. I don`t have many `cause I`m selective.)

Anyways...

Nothing`s going on part 4...This summer is very hot, and I am forced to not do much. I`m in a very warm country right now. 

Photos from a very hot country 
Here I was trying to take a photo of the ocean...

I know what I`m doing.

The local holiday-beach.

Here I am just looking good.

Nothing interesting is going on so I decided to just make a video about NOTHING. AGAIN!...


And now over to something more normal. Aretha Franklin`s "Here we go again"...I am a Singer. You know; the sewing machine?...but Aretha, honey, she was a ...SINGERRRRR!!...honey. Owkay? (Talking with my hand.)


Until we meet again...
Photo: Somewhere on Pinterest. Was to lazy to do a reversed photo search
to find this photo on Google. (No-one`s perfect.)




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June 19, 2022

June 19, 2022

Nothing`s going on here, part 2 and 3...


Welcome to a boring blog post! But I think the videos below are kinda funny, though. Without actually any content in them. Because I think that I am funny ๐Ÿ˜‰ And I laugh at my own videos all the time. I am my own fan and my own judge. I think you can reach far only by believing that you are weird and funny. (Even if you are not. Because it is all in the energy that you express to the world.) I laugh at myself, at least. So if nobody else laughs, I do. Laugh more at yourself! ๐Ÿ˜‚


"Nothing`s going on here" part 2 and 3...

Because right now I could write about my life but...I don`t really have anything shareable...no real content to be honest. Just me blah blah blah about my last toilet visit...(Okay, maybe NOT! ๐Ÿ˜‚) or the recent photo of today`s breakfast...something everybody else does. And I am not about what "everybody else does". I hope you realize that by now? ๐Ÿ˜œ

So, for that reason I decided to wait until I have something kinda "cool". Whatever that is. Like; getting an imaginary - Emmy for my last imaginary-performance in an imaginary movie - that I directed myself, obviously. I am my own boss. But I wouldn`t mind if Netflix wanted to collaborate. Hey, I would go as low as accepting YouTube to collaborate or even my creator-friend at Videomagic. He thinks he`s creating...yeah...and that`s why he has only like 200 subscribers...and I have like 100000000 subs by now. If you divide them in 1000..00000. It`s still a good number of subs, I have to admit. ๐Ÿ˜• My YouTube career is going GREAT! 

Recent videos...



And now two singing-videos (Karaoke)...




- The show that you can't tell your friends about. Because then you don't have friends anymore. ๐Ÿ˜‚ 



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May 17, 2022

May 17, 2022

NOTHING`S going on here...


Karaoke is one of my favorite hobbies, and here I am hitting that "high", obviously. ๐Ÿ˜‰

I came here to disappoint you (Once again! Like so many times before!) NOTHING`S going on here! I still use a Windows-computer on a regular basis, so I blame this to be the main reason for my laziness.

I hear a voice in my head, that could be Steve Job`s voice, but I am not 100% sure; "I can`t blame you!" So, we all have to agree that this is NOT MY FAULT! If I had my Mac, even an outdated version of a Mac, I would be making cool videos again. But I`ll be back. In the meanwhile please get annoyed by my recent YouTube video ๐Ÿ˜...



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April 17, 2022

April 17, 2022

Easter in Norway, 2022 - is OVER!



Please don`t be so DESPERATE! I WILL POST SOON! OMG!! JESEEES! I see you staring into the computer screen with goldfish eyes, like a goldfish longing to be in the water. I know you need your daily/weekly dose of my weirdness. Because YOU don`t dare to be weird. And filming your neighbors is illegal, you know this. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE CRAZY!

SOMEBODY HAS TO BE STOPPED! Because they are so crazy. You need to TALK about somebody, right. You need to know if your neighbor has the sofa that you bought! (You walk really SLOWLY by their open door and look inside, just really quick! "OH MY GOD! IT IS YELLOW! They have a yellow coach?"

We as humen really don`t do well without gossip. It is a proven fact. So, somebody has to be the ONE!

And I tend to...naturally be "the one"...

SO...
SOMEBODY STOOOOOOP ME!
Photo: Obviously I am the artist here!

And a chocolate bar...


I will return to write more, eventually, today. So come back to the SAME blog post! Until then...






A few hours have passed and the star is back. Like I told you that I would be! So, how are you doing? ("How ya doin`?" - Wendy Williams.) Easter is OVER! OMG NOOOO! NO MORE CANDIES!

That`s what I`ve been saying to myself; "No more candies!" But we all know that`s a lie. This is the most famous LIE that people ever tell themselves. "NO MORE CANDIES!" and "No more over-eating like a fat PIG!" You know that will NEVER CHANGE! This Easter I ate like a crazy maniac. I gained weight like a cow. And I LOOK like a cow now! But that is OKAY! I love it! ๐Ÿ’–

Here is my latest vlog (Which I am not too happy about because I see a few mistakes in it, and I am a perfectionist while editing. But kinda hard to edit on a Mac that gets ERRORS like; "System overload!" Anyways; here it is and IT IS WHAT IT IS!:



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