I came here to disappoint you (Once again! Like so many times before!) NOTHING`S going on here! I still use a Windows-computer on a regular basis, so I blame this to be the main reason for my laziness.

I hear a voice in my head, that could be Steve Job`s voice, but I am not 100% sure; "I can`t blame you!" So, we all have to agree that this is NOT MY FAULT! If I had my Mac, even an outdated version of a Mac, I would be making cool videos again. But I`ll be back. In the meanwhile please get annoyed by my recent YouTube video 😁...

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Please don`t be so DESPERATE! I WILL POST SOON! OMG!! JESEEES! I see you staring into the computer screen with goldfish eyes, like a goldfish longing to be in the water. I know you need your daily/weekly dose of my weirdness. Because YOU don`t dare to be weird. And filming your neighbors is illegal, you know this. SOMEBODY HAS TO BE CRAZY!

SOMEBODY HAS TO BE STOPPED! Because they are so crazy. You need to TALK about somebody, right. You need to know if your neighbor has the sofa that you bought! (You walk really SLOWLY by their open door and look inside, just really quick! "OH MY GOD! IT IS YELLOW! They have a yellow coach?"

We as humen really don`t do well without gossip. It is a proven fact. So, somebody has to be the ONE!

And I tend to...naturally be "the one"...

A few hours have passed and the star is back. Like I told you that I would be! So, how are you doing? ("How ya doin`?" - Wendy Williams.) Easter is OVER! OMG NOOOO! NO MORE CANDIES!

That`s what I`ve been saying to myself; "No more candies!" But we all know that`s a lie. This is the most famous LIE that people ever tell themselves. "NO MORE CANDIES!" and "No more over-eating like a fat PIG!" You know that will NEVER CHANGE! This Easter I ate like a crazy maniac. I gained weight like a cow. And I LOOK like a cow now! But that is OKAY! I love it! 💖

Here is my latest vlog (Which I am not too happy about because I see a few mistakes in it, and I am a perfectionist while editing. But kinda hard to edit on a Mac that gets ERRORS like; "System overload!" Anyways; here it is and IT IS WHAT IT IS!:

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So, what does this "super-famous" actress do in her spare time? #irony. Well, she wonders about life itself, walks in nature, stops to look at cows and sheep, even donkies (Yes, people keep donkies as pets in their gardens where this infamous performance-artist lives.😁) - while planning her next move. Creatively. 

I agree 100%! Since work is the only way you get somewhere in life. (The people who tried to motivate ME to work back in the day are probably choking on their pizzas right now..."Welcome to reality, it was about TIME!"😂)

BUT!: I also remember how hard I struggled to actually get motivated mentally to just SHOW UP to work back in the day (about 10 years ago? Feels like forever since I worked in a regular job.) So, for that reason, it is not just a simple task to just "Get your ass to work!" for some people.

BUT!: work is the ONLY WAY! We all have to work on something. Even though you think you don`t have to work because you`re filthy rich, then you probably have to work on something else in your life. Nobody`s perfect.  Perhaps you don`t have a regular 9-5 kind of job? (I feel like a salesman right now!) But somebody is going to value what you`re doing on this planet. So that is why I feel it`s important that you SHOW UP in your own life. First and foremost. Then if you`re the kind that love to share what you`re doing?...I feel a song coming right now!

If you cannot say "YES!" to that question, you are not where you`re supposed to be in your life right now.  But you can be! Find out what you love to do! Then, if you work hard you will ripe the fruits. Ripe the benefits of your hard labour.

IF you KNOW what you`re doing. I don`t know what I`m doing. Just letting the wind take me...Today we had hail.

So what does this 39 year YOUNG (!!!) and super-famous actress think of Will Smith crashing the Oscars by slapping Chris Rock? 

Well, Society and life can`t handle The Oscars anymore. It`s just too much. People have real lives and real struggles. Regardless of winning Oscars or not. Will did win this year. Did we hear a lot about that? No. Not so important after all. And the presenters with the jokes? The world is fed up by the jokes

about other people. Do we really care about this kind of entertainment? Not really. Just like any other show, we care more about our last chocolate bar that we will eat later. We don`t really care if Kim Kardashian has her red carpet moment and everybody says she steals the show in her neon blue gown. Without the chocolate, there`s NO SHOW. And that has nothing to do with the show. So, finally it all became a joke in my opinion. 

YES! yes! YEEES!

Finally; what I wanted to experience so much, is now just a joke. I though I was a joke. 

No, I didn`t. YOU did! You freakin` did, didn`t you? While I was having my moment, I stole more than just a moment from you, while you were throwing yourself behind the coach when I was on TV. (This was actually something that somebody DID while watching me on that Idol performance of mine. So I didn`t make it up. (Threw themselves behind the coach. More embarrased than I could ever become of myself...kinda weird. DON`T become that embarrassed by OTHER PEOPLE! *Good advice*) Omg, that was a joke, you guys. I should write the jokes down somewhere, I am GOOD at this! I could do jokes at the Oscar`s! Come to my standup show! (It doesn`t exist. Things exist a lot more inside of my head.)

But I once watched the Oscars. Hated it. Didn`t go to school the next day. Pretended to be sick. But I actually think it took a toll on me...all the red carpet moments. How much can a young person take? Says a lot about how my struggles started. My glamour and Hollywood - struggles. Yes, I have struggled ever since I was a young girl whenever somebody else received an Oscar - and not me (I was already struggling with the Euro Song Contest every spring). I just knew I couldn`t say this to the social services. Even though I really felt tempted. Every time they told me that I can`t sit on my butt and "you have to go somewhere so that you are going to be forced to sit on your butt for hours and then smile even though you hate it!", my tiara on my head grew larger and larger until the hand came out. (No, not the middle finger...comon!) I simply did my imaginary exit...

In my perfect movie I wanted to add a confident "Hollywood wans me!", but I instantly felt like I let myself down since I hadn`t done anything about this dream - YET! So, I stopped by the shop, grabbed a coke and took the bus back home. The bus is always packed with boring people. I just kept my deep secret that nobody else knew; I wasn`t one of them. At least I kept telling myself that. So, not fitting in anywhere in society actually kind of was my own fault. Because I kept seeing myself in rewind. And this movie only I could understand.

Posing with awards don`t help much...

Because how much work did you actually DO today? NOTHING! You sat there on the coach with last night`s pizza. "Get your ass to work!", Kim says. She sounds even angry the way she puts it. Because hasn`t she done so much for this planet by now? 

I will just leave you with these words. I don`t know how she came into the spotlight. But something about the ass. I 100% believe that. 

Today`s video. When all you can do is TALK....blah blah and BLAAAH....

Some people are into that sh*t. Some people are into everything that you do. There`s hope for everyone

becoming famous on the world wide web. "Internet famous". Who cares about television-famous nowadays? The Internet is the future. And ONLY the internet. If you`re on Google, then you`ve done something with your life. (For good or bad. You`ve at least done something that made you stand out. If that`s what you WANT. This is not for everyone, though. Some people just want to be the clown of the family or the class room and they never show the world their sillyness. )

But if YOU want to show the world who you are, then you can. Yes, indeed, you can! That`s what I do,

naturally, but I pretty much don`t have another choice, it`s who I am. I have tried not to be like that,

but it made me depressed. So, be who you are!

The Mali Show is a show that...😕 Well, I have no idea what`s going on here. But this is episode 1 of  2022. Because all I know is that the show must go on. IF The Kardashians decide to create another "spin off" of their old, super -  annoying series then I can continue as well with my sh*t! You pretty much can`t sink any lower then. 

"Why didn`t you create anything sooner this year?", someone in back of the audience asks. Yes, I have a pretend-audience (until I have a real audience!) 

Pretty simple answer; "I was in Africa running a few errands...like buying oranges from a donkey wagon". 

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But I had a few breaks where I made a video or two. Here...

"One of the worst songs I`ve ever made"...